Before I’m Dead

  1. Help someone dig out.
  2. See and photograph a full solar eclipse.
  3. Skydive solo.
  4. SCUBA dive to the recreational limit.
  5. Fast for three days.
  6. Spend Christmas on the beach.
  7. Drive the PCH from Mexico to Canada.
  8. Milk a cow. Drink it straight.
  9. See a grizzly bear in the wild.
  10. Live in a foreign country.
  11. Destroy something substantial with a sledgehammer.
  12. Play a classic English golf course.
  13. Hunt, kill, dress and eat a wild animal.
  14. Give all of the money in my wallet to someone in dire straights.
  15. Homebrew.
  16. Gain proficiency with a horse.
  17. Eat something “unthinkable.” Brain, testicle, etc.
  18. Hang glide.
  19. Live outdoors for a week.
  20. Disappear for two weeks.
  21. Fell a tree with an axe.
  22. Grow an entire meal.
  23. Put an injured animal down.
  24. See the other seven solar planets.
  25. Raft the Colorado River through the Grand Canyon.
  26. Climb a mountain. A real mountain.
  27. Learn to sail a boat.
  28. Wear a perfectly-tailored suit.
  29. Live free of debt.
  30. Run for political office.
  31. Get a classic shave. Straight blade, by a barber.
  32. Stop using filler words such as “uummm” or “like.” Be comfortable with intermittent silence.
  33. Gain fluency in a second (third?) language.
  34. Run a six-minute mile.